New Russian in paradise

New Russian dies and appears in front of the gates to paradise. Here Apostle Peter meets him:
- Well, well... Hello Mr. Ivanov... (looks at the notebook) So, you had a villa at Hawaii and another villa at Canaries, did you?
- Yes.
- Apartments in London, New York and Paris?
- Yes.
- Rolls Roys, Bentley, two Ferrari?
- Yes, I had all of this and paid taxes regularly. Are there any problems? May I come in?
- No problem. Sure, you may come in, but... I'm afraid you won't like it here...

Have fun in Ukraine!

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