Sell the elephant

Two men meet.
- How are you?
- Great! Bought an elephant: kids are excited, wife adores the elephant - it waters the flowers, lifts beam to the roof, cleans the well...
- Wow... Could you sell it to me?
- No, it is already like a family member
- Please...
- Well, ok.
In a month two men meet again.
- So, how is the elephant?
- Disaster! All flowers are trampled down, the roof is broken, crap in the well. All the house is in its shit, wife and kids are afraid to go outside...
- Well, with such an attitude you will not sell the elephant!

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