Serious decision

Tailor to his son:
- My boy, when you finished school you decided to study further. We agreed and paid your study in Cambridge. You graduated from Cambridge and decided to take a master's degree in Oxford. After you graduated from Oxford, you decided to defend a dissertation in Harvard and you did it. In each university you was the best student, but now it's time to make a serious decision: would you like to be a ladies' tailor or men's tailor?

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