New chief of police finds a note from his predecessor: "There are two envelopes in the upper drawer. When you are in trouble for the first time, open the first envelope. When you are in a big trouble for the second time, open the second envelop". In a couple of years he got into trouble, opened the first envelope he got from his predecessor and read: "Sift the blame onto me". He did so and got out of troubles. In a next couple of years he got into a big trouble again and opened the second envelop. It said: "Prepare two envelopes"
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The best Russian jokes translated into English. This collection proves that humor is not lost in translation.
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