A baptized cat

A New Russian asks the priest:
- Father, my cat has died. I want you to read the burial service!
- No, we may not do this in Orthodox Church.
- What should I do then?
- Across the road there is a sectarian church, they will do anything for money.
- Will 4000 dollars be enough?
- My son, why didn't you tell from the start that you had a baptized cat?!

Have fun in Ukraine!