Samogon (home-brew) producing machine

During the search in a man's house policeman finds the samogon (home-brew) producing machine.
Policeman: You are accused of producing samogon (home-brew).
Man: I didn't produce samogon (home-brew)!
Policeman: But you have the equipment.
Man: Then you can accuse me of rape as well!
Policeman: Have you raped anybody?!
Man: No! But I have the equipment!

Have fun in Ukraine!

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