The best Russian and Ukrainian jokes translated into English.
This collection proves that humor is not lost in translation.
Monday, January 3, 2011
A fisherman is sitting on a river bank. Suddenly he hears somebody shout ‘F*ck off!’ in a distance. Ten minutes later he hears the same shout ‘F*ck off!!!!!’, but a bit closer. The fisherman shrugs his shoulders having no idea of what’s going on. Another ten minutes later when he has already forgotten about strange shout, he sees a boat with a man rowing up the river… with spoons. So the fisherman wondered: - Hey, man! Why are you rowing with spoons? Take the oars! - F*ck off!!!!!!!!!!