Car park

New Russian in Swiss bank:
- Brothers, can you trust me 100 bucks for a year?
- With pleasure. 3% annual interest. You should leave something as a deposit.
- No problem. My Mercedes is at your parking. Here are the keys.
One year later.
- Brothers, here are 103 bucks, give me my car back.
- Sure. May we ask you why did you need 100 dollars?
- Where else can I find a secure car park for 3 bucks?!

Have fun in Ukraine!