I will take the car audio!

In the evening a man drives his car when suddenly one of the tires punctures. The man stopped the car, went out and started to take off the wheel. Another man passed by and asked:
- Hey, man, what are you doing?
- I'm taking off the wheel.
The man that passed by picks up a stone, throws into the car window and says:
- Then I will take the car audio!

It's working!

Traffic police stops a car.
Policeman: Have you drunk vodka today?
Driver: No.
Policeman: Breathe into the tube... Well, no alcohol is detected... Maybe the tube is broken… (breathes into the tube himself) No, it's working!

Have fun in Ukraine!

Driving in a heavy mist

Heavy mist. A woman drives a car watching at the fender lights of the car in front of her. The front car suddenly stops and, of course, the woman bumps into it. She gets out of the cart and runs to the driver of the front car:
- Why the hell you stop so suddenly?!
- Sorry, but I just drove into my garage...

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What to do if you've driven through a red light

A man drives through a red light and is stopped by traffic police. A younger cop comes to him and says:
- Papers...
- I don't have any.
- Driving license...
- Never had
- Breathe here...
- What for? Officer, don't you see: I am as drunk as a fish!
- Well, man, you are in trouble. You will have to do with senior officer.
The young cop returns to the car and in a minute an older cop comes to the driver and says:
- Papers...
- Here you are.
- Driving license...
- You've got it.
- Breathe here...
- With pleasure. I haven't drunk for a year.
- So why did the officer told me you are drunk and have no papers.
- let me guess: he also told you that I've driven through a red light!