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The tunnel beneath English Channel
Great Britain and France hold the tender for digging the tunnel beneath English Channel.
Americans:
- We will dig the tunnel from 2 sides within 2 years and guarantee the joint accuracy of 15 meters.
Japanese:
- We will dig the tunnel from 2 sides within 1 year and guarantee the joint accuracy of 5 meters.
Russians:
- Well... We also will dig the tunnel from 2 sides within two weeks and don't guarantee any joint accuracy. At worst you will have two tunnels.
Have fun in Ukraine!
Americans:
- We will dig the tunnel from 2 sides within 2 years and guarantee the joint accuracy of 15 meters.
Japanese:
- We will dig the tunnel from 2 sides within 1 year and guarantee the joint accuracy of 5 meters.
Russians:
- Well... We also will dig the tunnel from 2 sides within two weeks and don't guarantee any joint accuracy. At worst you will have two tunnels.
Have fun in Ukraine!
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