Why is our grandma running about the field

Son: Daddy, why is our grandma running about the field and shouting?
Father: For you she is grandma, while for me she is mother-in-law. Give me some more bullets to recharge the gun...

One ticket for a tour

- Last summer my whole family took a rest for only one ticket for a tour?
- How on earth?
- I bought it for my mother-in-law.

Round house

One man built a round house with round rooms, corridor, kitchen, etc. His friend wonders why he did so. The man explains:
- My mother-in-law said: "I hope, there will be a corner for me in your new house"

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An old dog and mother-in-law

A call to a vet:
- My mother-in-law will come to you with an old dog. Please give an injection of the most powerful poison that saves from sufferings and leads to immediate death
- Ok, but will the dog find the way home?

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Ill-mannered son-in-law

Wife: Why are you so ill-mannered?! Since my mother lives with us, you don't pay attention to her at all. You could take her out from time to time...
Husband: No sense. She always finds the way home.

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Lost husband

A woman came to police:
- Please, help. My husband is lost. Here is his photo and special peculiarities... When you find him, tell him that my mother decided not to come!

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The hole in the roof

Mother-in-law comes to son-in-law who is lying on the sofa and watching TV:
- Son, there is a hole in the roof. Can you repair it?
- Well, it's not my house. Why should I care?
Mother-in-law registers the house as her son-in-law property and comes to him again:
- Son, the house is yours. Can you repair the hole in the roof now?
- Well, it's not your house. Why should you care?