Fisherman's dilemma

A fisherman complains to his friend:
- Bloody neighbor! When I go fishing, he goes to my wife. When I stay at home, he checks my fishnets.

I can see your naked wife right from my window

A man to his neighbor:
- I can see your naked wife in the bathroom right from my window. Do something about it!
- Where? I can’t see anything...
- Just climb on the wardrobe and you will see!

How many rolls of wallpaper should I buy?

A family decided to hang new wallpaper, but they don't know how many rolls to buy. The wife suggested to ask the neighbors from the second floor because their apartments are of the same size and she knew they have hung new wallpaper recently. So, the husband goes to the neighbors:
HUSBAND: How many rolls of wallpaper did you buy?
NEIGHBOURS: 16 rolls
So the husband bought 16 rolls, hung them and it appeared that there were extra 6 rolls left. He goes to the neighbors again:
HUSBAND: What's wrong with you, guys?! There are 6 rolls left!
NEIGHBOURS: Yes, we had 6 rolls left as well.

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Scarecrow

- Have you heard what a scarecrow our neighbor set in his garden?
- No, what?
- It is so scary that the crows gave him his last year harvest back!

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No way

Knock at the door. The husband opens the door and sees his neighbor with a sheet of paper. The neighbor asks:
- Do you want to take part in a group sex?
- Well... who else takes part?
The neighbor looks at the list and says:
- Me, your wife and you.
- No way!
- Ok. Then I cross you out.

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