Rabbit's dissertation

A rabbit is sitting on a stump and writing something. A fox passes by and asks:
- What are you writing, Rabbit?
- I'm writing a dissertation "How rabbit hunts a fox"
- Where did you see this?!
- Come on! I will show you…
A wolf passes by...
- What are you writing, Rabbit?
- I'm writing a dissertation "How rabbit hunts a wolf"
- Where did you see this?!
- Come on! I will show you…
Round the corner a big lion lies in the pile of bones.
Moral! It doesn't matter what is your dissertation title, it is important who is your scientific adviser!

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Harmless dog

A mailman sees a big dog in the yard and hesitates to come in.
The owner of the dog says:
- Don't worry, it is castrated!
- Well, good... However, I was afraid it could bite me...

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Do you have a carrot?

Rabbit comes to the bookshop:
- Do you have a carrot?
- No, it's a bookshop.
Next day rabbit comes to the bookshop again:
- Do you have a carrot?
- No, I told you - it's a bookshop, we don't sell carrots.
Next day rabbit comes to the bookshop again:
- Do you have a carrot?
- No! If you ask me one more time, I will nail your ears to the wall!
Next day rabbit comes to the bookshop and asks:
- Do you have nails?
- No!
- Then, do you have a carrot?

Kindness is the key

One farmer asks another:
- How come you cow gives 100 liters a day?
- You should be kind and tender with your cow. In the morning I come to my cow and ask her: "What do we have for today: milk or beef?"