Fisherman's dilemma

A fisherman complains to his friend:
- Bloody neighbor! When I go fishing, he goes to my wife. When I stay at home, he checks my fishnets.

F*ck off!

A fisherman is sitting on a river bank. Suddenly he hears somebody shout ‘F*ck off!’ in a distance.
Ten minutes later he hears the same shout ‘F*ck off!!!!!’, but a bit closer. The fisherman shrugs his shoulders having no idea of what’s going on.
Another ten minutes later when he has already forgotten about strange shout, he sees a boat with a man rowing up the river… with spoons. So the fisherman wondered:
- Hey, man! Why are you rowing with spoons? Take the oars!
- F*ck off!!!!!!!!!!