I want to live in the Soviet Union

Teacher: Where are the best toys?
Children: In the Soviet Union!
Teacher: And where are the tastiest candies?
Children: In the Soviet Union!
Teacher: So where are the happiest children?
Children: In the Soviet Union!
Suddenly Vovochka started to cry bitterly.
Teacher: Vovochka, why are you crying?
Vovochka: (through tears) I want to live in the Soviet Union!

A small defect

- You are so perfect! Where is the small defect I was told about in the marriage agency?
- Ah, Vovochka... He is at school now, but he will be at home soon.

The same mistakes in the dictation

Teacher to Vovochka:
- Vovochka, both you and your neighbor Sidorova have the same mistakes in the dictation. Why?
- Well, both of us have the same teacher, Maria Ivanovna!

Poor Animal

Vovochka watches his mom trying on a new fur coat and says:
- Mom, don’t you understand that this fur coat is the result of terrible sufferings of the poor animal?
- How dare you to tell such things about your dad?!

Have fun in Ukraine!