A rabbit is sitting on a stump and writing something. A fox passes by and asks:
- What are you writing, Rabbit?
- I'm writing a dissertation "How rabbit hunts a fox"
- Where did you see this?!
- Come on! I will show you…
A wolf passes by...
- What are you writing, Rabbit?
- I'm writing a dissertation "How rabbit hunts a wolf"
- Where did you see this?!
- Come on! I will show you…
Round the corner a big lion lies in the pile of bones.
Moral! It doesn't matter what is your dissertation title, it is important who is your scientific adviser!
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Showing posts with label Students. Show all posts
Serious decision
Tailor to his son:
- My boy, when you finished school you decided to study further. We agreed and paid your study in Cambridge. You graduated from Cambridge and decided to take a master's degree in Oxford. After you graduated from Oxford, you decided to defend a dissertation in Harvard and you did it. In each university you was the best student, but now it's time to make a serious decision: would you like to be a ladies' tailor or men's tailor?
Have fun in Ukraine!
- My boy, when you finished school you decided to study further. We agreed and paid your study in Cambridge. You graduated from Cambridge and decided to take a master's degree in Oxford. After you graduated from Oxford, you decided to defend a dissertation in Harvard and you did it. In each university you was the best student, but now it's time to make a serious decision: would you like to be a ladies' tailor or men's tailor?
Have fun in Ukraine!
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