Pilots forgot to turn off pilot speaker. The first pilot to the second:
- I will have a cup of coffee now and then will have sex with stewardess.
All passengers heard this. Stewardess blushes, drops the tray and rushes towards the cabin.
One of the passengers:
- Don't hurry, he hasn’t had his cup of coffee yet!
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Turbulence
Stewardess: Calm down. Why are you so nervous. Stop screaming. Usual air-pocket. Turbulence. Not a big deal. Take a deep breath. Everything is fine. Ok? Great. Now I will go and calm down the passengers.
Have fun in Ukraine!
Have fun in Ukraine!
You should see my pants
In the plane. The pilot informs the passengers about the flight:
- We are at 10 thousand meters height. The speed is 700 meters per hour, the temperature... Ouch! Oh, my God! No...!
In two minutes the pilot makes announcement:
- I'm sorry. The stewardess spilled the hot coffee onto my pants. You should see my pants at the front!
One of the passengers:
- No, you should see our pants at the back!
- We are at 10 thousand meters height. The speed is 700 meters per hour, the temperature... Ouch! Oh, my God! No...!
In two minutes the pilot makes announcement:
- I'm sorry. The stewardess spilled the hot coffee onto my pants. You should see my pants at the front!
One of the passengers:
- No, you should see our pants at the back!
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