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Showing posts with label Pilots and Stewardesses. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Pilots and Stewardesses. Show all posts

A cup of coffee

Pilots forgot to turn off pilot speaker. The first pilot to the second:
- I will have a cup of coffee now and then will have sex with stewardess.
All passengers heard this. Stewardess blushes, drops the tray and rushes towards the cabin.
One of the passengers:
- Don't hurry, he hasn’t had his cup of coffee yet!

Have fun in Ukraine!

Turbulence

Stewardess: Calm down. Why are you so nervous. Stop screaming. Usual air-pocket. Turbulence. Not a big deal. Take a deep breath. Everything is fine. Ok? Great. Now I will go and calm down the passengers.

Have fun in Ukraine!

You should see my pants

In the plane. The pilot informs the passengers about the flight:
- We are at 10 thousand meters height. The speed is 700 meters per hour, the temperature... Ouch! Oh, my God! No...!
In two minutes the pilot makes announcement:
- I'm sorry. The stewardess spilled the hot coffee onto my pants. You should see my pants at the front!
One of the passengers:
- No, you should see our pants at the back!